February 2012
214 posts
Last post before I "start" my day of...
Thoughts throughout today…
I need to clean this apartment thoroughly.
I need to have an actual meal and not just graham crackers and nutella.
I have online homework due.
I feel the need to skype with Dom or Jean. :P
Wash dishes
Clean bathroom… NOW
scholarships need to be done ASAP
when a good deed is done onto you… reward it. That way, it reinforces that good deeds will...
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are you dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
noshameday asked: aww yeahh too cool and you know iiiit lololol jk
And this gentleman is how you should ask a girl to... →
To the "BFF"
There are so many things I want to say to you. I feel like yelling at you and shout out all the frustrations I have of you and your childish, immature ways.
And now we’re back to square one… complete strangers, again.
I said to my girlfriend, "I bet you can't piss me...
itotallyrelate:
She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.”
